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Ski cross is a combination of skiing and the Red Cross coming to your rescue.

How good were the events I watched? I was having a hard time distinguishing the Swiss athletes from the medics.

I picking the US for speed in the broken leg repair, the Israelis get top marks for diagnosis and the Transylvanians gold in forensics...

Top 5 slogans for the 2014 Winter Olympic team
# 5 Podium Schmodium
# 4 After You...
# 3 Fighting for 4th or 5th
# 2 Own the Oxygen
# 1 Cheered by Canadians no matter the result