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Top 5 signs the figure skater is out of shape
# 5 Adds chocolate ice cream to his Gatorade
# 4 His tight size is XXXL
# 3 Stops before each jump to catch his breath
# 2 Took out a competitor with a sequin while doing up his jumpsuit
# 1 Names all his signature moves after donuts

Police at the Vancouver Games are being reminded the motto “To Serve and Protect” is not just for beer

In what has to be a 1st Virtue is in a position to be a medalist at the Games

Each Olympic sport has a key catch phrase. Hockey has goal, bobsleigh has run and ski cross has medic!