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The International Association of Pole Dancers has applied to be an Olympic sport causing Vanoc to reply great just what we need something else to make it rain

Players from the NHL teams are back at work with most saying they spent their downtime somewhere warm, at the Winter Olympics

After throwing in the towel earlier this week the Canadian Olympic Committee says they need more Government support. More money for a group that claims they are inefficient and quit when there is the slightest trouble who do they think they are auto workers?

Female bob sledders have a similar area to the figure skaters “kiss and cry” only it’s called the “lift and pry”

American skier Lindsey Vonn broke her finger during a race and now has nothing to wrap all the male admirers around

Canadian Olympic gold medal winners say they will donate their bonuses to the needy which caused the CFL Players Association to say “thanks”

Health care given to the athletes and officials from the Olympics is really busy with officials saying the longest line-ups are for MRI’s, dental work and medical marijuana

Since almost all our medals are from the woman athletes’ maybe we should have called it “Own the Estrogen”

With the collapse of their financial system Greece is demanding the return of the Olympic flame saying they can’t get a decent riot started

World weather agencies are meeting to discuss the scandals with reporting of data. Among the items up for discussion creating accurate data, more open scrutiny and adding Olympic style costumes to their spins and twists

While nursing a bad chest cold Canadian skip Cheryl Bernard said rumours she had posed nude were a fabrication adding the only ones to see her nude were her husband and Dr. This was met with an avalanche of offers to help diagnose her cold.

Canadian women’s alternate curler Kristie Moore was called upon to take a shot this week prompting her to say it was good practice for her upcoming delivery with everyone yelling hurry... hurry...