The grandfather of Saskatchewan Roughriders receiver Richmond Flowers III was once called the “fastest white boy alive”. The title stuck until recently when former Braves pitcher John Rocker took a stroll through Harlem.
The NHL salary cap has increased to $50 million or as the NY Yankees call it the bullpen.
Olympic breaststroke gold medalist Amanda Beard has posed nude for the upcoming issue of Playboy creating a stroke of luck for boys everywhere.
Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham threw out the first pitch at a recent LA Dodgers game and threw one with a pretty good bend on it.
Former Chicago White Sox shortstop Juan Uribe has agreed to an out of court settlement in a shooting incident last year. Friends still say Juan is innocent saying his character is of a much higher caliber.
A stripper in Detroit has accused Detroit Lions defensive tackle Shaun Rogers of inappropriate touching by using a $20 instead of a $50.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
June 11 2007
Barry Bonds mother has told him to “snap out of it” after his recent complaints about his teams performance. It was just the shot in the arm he needed.
After attacking golfer John Daly with a steak knife his wife Sherrie has now made more cuts on the men’s tour than Michelle Wie.
The faster the NHL approves Jim Balsillie taking over the Nashville predators the quicker he can add 15,000 people to his friends list on my space.
Kurt Busch was fined $100,000 and lost 100 points for nearly running over a crew of Tony Stewart. Kurt says if Tony had read the script they would have been on the same page.
The English Premier League is cracking down on illegal transfers saying the current rules have no teeth.
Olympic officials are considering adding skateboarding to the summer Olympics in an effort to attract more youth. This is in addition to the hammered toss, drive by skeet shooting and job changing decathlon.
Bjorn Borg pulled out of a celebrity tennis match recently after being bitten on the leg by a dog. Said Bjorn “That’s the last time I go to Michel Vicks for BBQ”.
Billy Donovan asked to be released from his contract with the Miami Heat, David Beckham wants out of his contract with the Los Angles Galaxy and Chris Pronger was released from his contract with the Edmonton Oilers. Is Tony Soprano the only person willing to fulfill his contracts?
After attacking golfer John Daly with a steak knife his wife Sherrie has now made more cuts on the men’s tour than Michelle Wie.
The faster the NHL approves Jim Balsillie taking over the Nashville predators the quicker he can add 15,000 people to his friends list on my space.
Kurt Busch was fined $100,000 and lost 100 points for nearly running over a crew of Tony Stewart. Kurt says if Tony had read the script they would have been on the same page.
The English Premier League is cracking down on illegal transfers saying the current rules have no teeth.
Olympic officials are considering adding skateboarding to the summer Olympics in an effort to attract more youth. This is in addition to the hammered toss, drive by skeet shooting and job changing decathlon.
Bjorn Borg pulled out of a celebrity tennis match recently after being bitten on the leg by a dog. Said Bjorn “That’s the last time I go to Michel Vicks for BBQ”.
Billy Donovan asked to be released from his contract with the Miami Heat, David Beckham wants out of his contract with the Los Angles Galaxy and Chris Pronger was released from his contract with the Edmonton Oilers. Is Tony Soprano the only person willing to fulfill his contracts?
Thursday, June 7, 2007
June 7 2007
Sandra Plagakis a sports personality is growing her “playoff pits” in support of the Ottawa Senators. People close to Sandra say Ottawa’s loss to Anaheim has left her up in arms.
Jerry Bruckheimer has expressed interest in acquiring an NHL team for Los Vegas. He plans to incorporate the NHL into an upcoming CSI episode where the investigators try to find out who killed the TV ratings.
Team New Zealand won the Louis Vultton Sailing Cup taking home a fabulous one of a kind purse.
The great thing about Anaheim winning the Stanley Cup is that it took away all of the attention from Paris Hilton being released from jail early.
Jerry Bruckheimer has expressed interest in acquiring an NHL team for Los Vegas. He plans to incorporate the NHL into an upcoming CSI episode where the investigators try to find out who killed the TV ratings.
Team New Zealand won the Louis Vultton Sailing Cup taking home a fabulous one of a kind purse.
The great thing about Anaheim winning the Stanley Cup is that it took away all of the attention from Paris Hilton being released from jail early.
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
June 6 2007
Mike Tyson is auditioning for a Bollywood movie? And I thought the music was hard on the ears before!
Cincinnati police are under fire for profiling suspected criminals. Officials became concerned when officers started asking people their name, address and position.
The Toronto Blue Jays looked to be turning around their season during Thursday’s game with the Tampa Bay Devils and then they go and miss the convert in the ninth.
Siriporn Taweesuk a female boxer became the first person to win a world title from prison and in the process earned an early release. I thought knocking someone out was only considered good behavior in the NHL.
Beijing officials are saying land owners complaints about being evicted for Olympic construction are “groundless”.
Olympic officials in London are being criticized for the new logo and commercials with the logo have been linked to epileptic seizures. A spokesperson for the games committee says although the logo is different people should stop having a fit over it.
Cincinnati police are under fire for profiling suspected criminals. Officials became concerned when officers started asking people their name, address and position.
The Toronto Blue Jays looked to be turning around their season during Thursday’s game with the Tampa Bay Devils and then they go and miss the convert in the ninth.
Siriporn Taweesuk a female boxer became the first person to win a world title from prison and in the process earned an early release. I thought knocking someone out was only considered good behavior in the NHL.
Beijing officials are saying land owners complaints about being evicted for Olympic construction are “groundless”.
Olympic officials in London are being criticized for the new logo and commercials with the logo have been linked to epileptic seizures. A spokesperson for the games committee says although the logo is different people should stop having a fit over it.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
June 5 2007
Liverpool football fans are so upset at being called the worst behaved in Europe they are threatening to become violent, sorry make that more violent.
It turns out Roger Clemmons groin injury was just an old mans groan about having an injury.
New England Patriots cornerback Asante Samuel says he won’t join the team until week 10 after the insulting $7.79 million dollar one year offer. Samuel says it’s not about the money it is about respect. “How can I look my unemployed posse members in the eye with a contract like that?”
Asked how to stop Anaheim defenseman Scott Neidermayer Ottawa Senators Daniel Alfredsson said “I’ll take a shot at it”.
It turns out Roger Clemmons groin injury was just an old mans groan about having an injury.
New England Patriots cornerback Asante Samuel says he won’t join the team until week 10 after the insulting $7.79 million dollar one year offer. Samuel says it’s not about the money it is about respect. “How can I look my unemployed posse members in the eye with a contract like that?”
Asked how to stop Anaheim defenseman Scott Neidermayer Ottawa Senators Daniel Alfredsson said “I’ll take a shot at it”.
Monday, June 4, 2007
June 4 '07
After seeing the rash of skippers melt down this week Major League Baseball is developing an “angry manage vent” program.
Billy Donovan is having second thoughts about leaving Florida for the NBA. He now say he was misquoted when he said “see you later Gator”.
Gary Sheffield says in an interview with GQ the reason there are less black players in Baseball is because his race demands respect, and the Lationos don’t. All they care about is playing the game and making millions of dollars and really who can respect that?
This time when Chris Pronger of the Anaheim Ducks was suspended for another elbow to the head he didn’t blame the Canadian media. Instead he blamed a vast right winger conspiracy.
David Beckman is being considered the first Star Wars player for English Football being as he is from a Galaxy far far away.
Billy Donovan is having second thoughts about leaving Florida for the NBA. He now say he was misquoted when he said “see you later Gator”.
Gary Sheffield says in an interview with GQ the reason there are less black players in Baseball is because his race demands respect, and the Lationos don’t. All they care about is playing the game and making millions of dollars and really who can respect that?
This time when Chris Pronger of the Anaheim Ducks was suspended for another elbow to the head he didn’t blame the Canadian media. Instead he blamed a vast right winger conspiracy.
David Beckman is being considered the first Star Wars player for English Football being as he is from a Galaxy far far away.
Sunday, June 3, 2007
June 3/07
Will Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano and catcher Michael Barrett be charged with assault from the battery?
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Roger Clemmons reportedly injured his groin during a rehab assignment. Roger was told to take two Geritol and some really long naps.
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All I can say after watching Daniel Alfredsson score the winning goal in game 3 of the NHL final is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
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Roger Clemmons reportedly injured his groin during a rehab assignment. Roger was told to take two Geritol and some really long naps.
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All I can say after watching Daniel Alfredsson score the winning goal in game 3 of the NHL final is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
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