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In the ongoing troubles of Michael Vick I guess if you add in the judge and jury this snitch in time saved nine. After lying to his team, the NFL and the fans that paid him millions it is pretty obvious that the secret compartment in the water bottle he was carrying contained his self respect. Now that he has used up his favorite name for a gonorrhea treatment what will his friends call him in prison? Let’s hope PETA doesn’t have a branch office in prison. I guess you can’t blame him for lying, his strongest asset as a quarterback was the misdirection play.

I’m pretty sure when Sam Pollock arrives in heaven he will try to get the rights to all the French Canadian players for his team.

The World 100 meter record holder Asafa Powell told reporters he spent 6 hours at 3 different Clubs before arriving for a workout 4 hours later. He said it was just a coincidence that his best time for the day was 10.08.

The NY Mets have added 41 year old Jeff Conine in what has become a race with the NY Yankees to see who can field the oldest team. The teams are so old the pre-game meal is a blue plate special, so old their socks are held up by support hose, so old their clubhouse music has no ho’s capping your bro’s, so old they can remember when Regis was actually funny.

In an effort to appeal to their young fans the Vancouver Canucks will make their 3rd jersey entirely from hemp. They plan to unveil a new light green logo and are actively trying to get the rights to the slogan “This Buds for You”.

In order to protect themselves from lawsuits the Edmonton Eskimos have banned liquor from their dressing room and the way they are playing no one is going to get drunk with power.

I’m not sure what is worrying sports team owners more losing money in the sub-prime market or losing money in the over-prime player market.

You have to love the crowds in Regina. When the lights went out half of the older crowd felt they had better go home and the other half walked them there. The people inside Mosaic stadium were frightened because the lights don’t usually go out on a Saturday night in Regina until 12:00.

After seeing Rex Grossman fumble 3 times, throw an interception and rush for -1 yards in limited plays it’s good to see he is already in mid-season form.

To try and compare the 1972 Super Series between Canada and Russia to the upcoming one featuring teenagers from both countries would be unfair. Mostly today’s kids are smarter so if the Russian Police was going to take Eagleson away, I think they would have let them.

Wonder what the favorite part of the year is to an Edmonton Eskimo wife? Bye Week!

A judge has dropped some of the assault charges against Anthony Scirrotto of Penn State who last year led the Big 10 in interceptions. Chris Baker a back-up defensive tackle also charged in the brawl will have to wait for his fate until his scouting report is reviewed.

Phil Knight and his wife Penny gave $100 million to the University of Oregon to create a foundation which will help them build a new arena for the basketball team. Knight said he considered giving some of the money to the sweatshop workers who made his product but they refused to name their sons after him.

China State Radio announced taking 1.3 million cars off the road successfully improved air quality in the city of Beijing. In order to try and improve the quality even further officials are going to monitor the air after next month’s cabbage and bean ban.

The Clemson Tigers are requiring season ticket holders to cough up more money in the form of “donations” for 2008 or face losing their seats. The request is coming from the Clemson Booster Group who says it’s not about the money it’s about the geeks running the Booster Club getting their revenge.