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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Full Metal Posse

Scientists have discovered microbes in the Canadian permafrost alive after hundreds of thousands of years many in such good condition they are still holding their original NY Yankees contract.

Disgraced Sumo Wrestler Asashoryu is now being charged with tax evasion. An official with the Sumo Wrestling authority was asked if he would consider reinstating the wrestler replied “fat chance”.

Canadian Wheelchair Basketball player Shawn Watson has tested positive for steroid use and is waiving his rights to a hearing because he doesn’t feel he has a leg to stand on.

Rafer Alston of the Huston Rockets was charged with his second assault in the past few weeks and when asked if he plans to go for a triple said “I might take a stab at it”.

A judge in New York has upheld the ban on metal bats in organized ball saying they should be left in the hands of legitimate NBA posses.

Bridget Moynahan has announced the name of the baby she had with ex boyfriend Tom Brady will be John Edward Thomas and she will call him JET for the way Brady took off when he discovered he was a father.

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