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Monday, August 27, 2007

Teacher Petting

After admitting to the charges surrounding his involvement in organized dog fighting Michael Vick says he has found God which makes him a bone again Christian.

After crashing his Lamborghini Murcielago into a light pole Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs tried to deflect his involvement by saying he had lent it to Eddie Griffin.

The crash was the biggest wreck by a Chicago Bear since Rex Groosman started at the Super Bowl.

The Detroit Tigers beat the New York Yankees 16-0 the most upsetting loss to the team since the clubhouse boy misplaced their little black books.

The Arizona Diamondbacks have announced plans to install the largest HD TV in the world. When told of this the owners of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays announced they are considering a bigger one so that fans won’t have to watch what is happening on the field.

Former NBA great Reggie Miller says he will not consider coming out of retirement saying you have to be all in or all out and I am turning all about. He then did the hockey pokey and left.

With all the college athletes being charged with crimes one of the new must have back to school supplies is a lawyer. I remember the old days when students slept withtheir girlfriends which drove their teachers to drink and now they are driving drunk and sleeping with their teachers.

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