NBC is going to be showing a record amount of the 2008 Summer Olympics on line and plans to incorporate virtual games such as interactive handball.
Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Brendon Webb had gone over 4 weeks without talking to his manager because he didn’t want to jinx his scoreless inning streak. This is in contrast to many professional athletes wives who go months not talking to their husbands because they score too much.
Top 3 Signs Your Star Player is Not Taking the Pre Season Seriously…
#3 “Calls a time-out to order a decaf half fat double shot frappachino”
#2 “Instead of cleats is wearing his favorite crocks”
#1 “While on the sidelines practices his routine for Dancing with the Stars”
The Fed-Ex Cup golf scoring system is so complicated it took Tiger Woods 2 weeks to realize he didn’t have to show up and still win it all”
Jockey Russell Baze was suspended for 15 days and fined for using his whip on an injured horse that later died. Asked to explain his actions Baze said something just Triggered him.
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban will be one of the next contestants on the show Dancing with the Stars. According to former player Steve Nash, Cuban will excel at the Hustle.
At a press conference Pittsburgh Penguins star Sidney Crosby unveiled his new line of clothing. Representatives for Rebok say they came up with the idea after watching Crosby undress opponents on the ice.
Temperatures at the World Track and Field Championships have reached over 104 degrees. It was so hot athletes were straining their groins just to get an ice pack.
Top 3 Signs your big NHL free agent signing is getting too arrogant
#3 Tries to trade your goalie for his former teams masseuse
#2 Demands to get dressed in the owners luxury suite
#1 Hires his model wife to design “fabulous” new uniforms
David Wells was signed by the Los Angles Dodgers in a contract that was prorated for the balance of the season and included seats in the all you can eat section. The deal was expensive and cost the Dodgers an arm and leg of lamb. David says he looks “sexy” in his new uniform so I guess he’s got his sexy fat.
With tainted records in baseball, a crooked referee in basketball, morally bankrupt behavior in football, positive drug tests in cycling and allegations of match fixing in tennis the world of sports is beginning to look like a really bad episode of Hero’s.
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