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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Homer Court Advantage

AJ Gass has had his suspension, like the helmet he threw 30 yards tossed. The arbitrator an admitted Edmonton Eskimo fan said in making his ruling he looked at game film, precedents and the cost of his season tickets.

Ex NFL quarterback Todd Marinovich was arrested after being caught skateboarding in a prohibited area a violation of his probation which required him to “grow up”.

Jacques Villeneuve is finding the adjustment from formula 1 racing to the NASCAR truck series difficult. The biggest obstacle is dealing with the distraction of the fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.

Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was so upset with his team that interpreters for the club said he went on a profanity lace tirade.

David Beckham will likely miss the next 4 weeks while recovering from an ankle injury. Spokesman for the Galaxy say Beckham will still be on the sidelines in order to lend support for the team flirt with the crowd.

After toying with the Milwaukee Bucks Chinese basketball star Yi Jianlian decided to get the lead out and sign a contract.

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