Clothes Call

With David Beckham likely out for the year with another leg injury this is the most crippling blow to soccer in the US since…

“Football was invented”

“Female players stopped taking off their shirts after scoring goals”

Ryan Broyles a 19 year old freshman football player at the University of Oklahoma was charged with stealing gas by driving away from a convenience store. Broyles said he needed to steal the gas because…

“His under the table payment was late”

“He was short a little for his Ethics textbook”

NFL player Travis Henry has fathered 9 children with 9 different women thus earning him the title…

“Player of the Year”

“USC without a Trojan”

Workers who clean-up Orioles Park at Camden Yards are going on a hunger strike to protest low wages. Meanwhile fans at the park are going on a hunger strike to protest…

“Lack of meat in the Hot Dogs”

“Lack of a clean-up hitter”

Top 3 Signs Your WWE favorite may be on steroids…

#3 His wrestling name is “The Veterinarian”

#2 Destroys Hotel in a fit of anger over lack of ketchup

#1 Wears girls bikini briefs and no one notices

Terry Francona the manager for the Boston Red Sox was confronted by the MLB fashion police during a game with the NY Yankees. Officials with MLB were embarrassed saying…

“The officer was supposed to wait until the game was sewn up”

“The officer should not have interrupted him while the game was hanging by a thread”

"The infraction really was too clothes to call"