Don Cherry the spokesman for Cold FX is standing behind the company in its legal problems saying its just an ugly suit. He hopes if anyone is found guilty police will quickly collar them.
Scientists have discovered the queen bee excretes a phernome which makes the worker bees stay at home. A spokesperson for the Cincinnati Bengals is hailing it as a miracle drug. The CFL has a similar type of drug to keep players at home, its called a contract.
8000 Nashville Predator fans turned out for a rally but only 700 bought tickets because as one person said “I thought it was a going away party”. Let me be the first to say “Nashville has left the building”.
Watching Saskatchewan lose to Edmonton was the first time I have ever seen a team beaten by missing a field goal in the 2nd quarter. You have to hand it to Edmonton because Saskatchewan sure did. A new strategy for teams might be to have them stay in Edmonton if they lose.
Alternative headline for the near riot with angry Chilean players and the police “Red Hot Chili Peppered”.
A former amateur bike racer has accused Tour de France leader Michael Rasmussen of trying to trick him into carrying a bag containing a human made blood substitute. When asked about the man Rasmussen said he was the “type to be negative”.
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