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Monday, July 23, 2007

July 23 2007

In a nod to Harry Potter NBA commissioner David Stern has asked that referee Tim Donaghy forever be know as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Citing a lack of trick plays in their arsenal the Hamilton Tiger Cats are interested in a new offensive coordinator… Criss Angel.

Gary Bettman is denying reports he is trying to scuttle the bid of Jim Balsillie to purchase the Nashville Predators saying he hopes Jim will continue to make ridiculous bids in the future.

A huge celebrity bash was held before the first LA Galaxy gamed featuring David Beckham. According to sources inside the event more scoring was done at the party than on the field.

Went to a funeral the other day and had more fun than the San Francisco Giants. It is just me or does the whole atmosphere around Barry Bonds home run record remind you of a man trying to finish his Sudoku before he is hanged?

In an effort to be environmentally friendly golfers at the British Open were doing their slow burns using bio-diesel. Just once I would love to hear one of the players call links golf what it is, an excuse for not having to pay to water the fairway.

If you thought the Champ Car Classic race was something on Sunday you should have seen the drivers’ wives packing to leave Edmonton on Saturday.

Danica Patrick finished 2nd in qualifying for the Mid-Ohio IRL race, 5th in the actual race and still leads Hillary Clinton in the polls.

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