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Saturday, July 28, 2007

July 28

Republic of Hungary to vote on Siesta

Most North Americans are not familiar with the concept of a siesta as the word was originally spelled soccer.


Canadian Basketball Coach pleads with Steve Nash to compete in Olympic Trials

Saying he does not want to put any pressure on him, coach Leo Rautins still refuses to give Steve the negatives from his early years claiming they have sentimental value.


Scandals continue to hurt image of Tour de France

Suspensions to some of the leading riders at this years Tour have had an effect on the fan base with supporters such as Al Gore now taking his SUV to the store instead of his bike.


Barry Bonds slings mud at Broadcaster

By calling Bob Costas a midget the Bonds sideshow has now officially become a 3 ring circus.


Curt Schilling pitches 5 scoreless innings in second minor league start

Asked to comment Schilling said he hope his rehab stint is more productive than Lindsay Lohans or Brittany Spears.


Sumo Wrestler in trouble after missing tour

Mongolian Sumo champ Asashoryu faked injuries to avoid a promotional tour and was discovered at home playing soccer with his son. This is the first time an athlete has resigned from something and actually did spend time with his family. Charges are pending.


Cat at Florida nursing home cuddles up to dying patients

The only cat more comfortable around loss is the Hamilton Tiger Cats mascot.

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