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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

July 25 2007

Cincinnati Reds outfielder Ken Griffy Jr. was quoted taking shots at NASCAR saying “How hard can it be to turn left all the time”. A spokesperson for Lindsay Lohan wants Griffy to mind his own business.

I’m not sure Saskatchewan GM Eric Tillman is wrong but calling a fan who criticized his coach “a load of manure” may backfire on him.

I remember the good old days when the only Bonds who had to deal with an evil chemist was 007.

A man who was convicted of impersonating members of the Pittsburgh Steelers was given more jail time than most NFL players who were convicted of impersonating criminals.

Boise State running back Ian Johnson, who is black, and his fiance, Chrissy Popadics who is white have had death threats over their planned Monday wedding. Details of the threats have not been released but some say it is the work of bigots and other blame it on his last second play that beat Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl. Either way the increased security will ensure this is a shotgun wedding.

Cleveland Brown first round pick Brady Quinn is a training camp hold out saying he won’t report until he is selected higher in the draft.

By failing to score a goal in the Under 20 World Cup of Soccer Canadian officials are now wondering if it was a wise decision to use the trap.

After seeing pictures of Kimberly Bell the alleged mistress of Barry Bonds I can see he wasn’t the only one pumping up his body. This is a case where showing her curves can set the record straight. After the release of the article I’ll bet Barry’s home run trot is faster than his run home trot.

27 people were killed in bombings following a soccer match in Iraq a black day for sport in that country which will forever be remembered as Monday.

NHL hockey players and brothers Eric and Jordan Staal were detained by police after an incident at Eric’s bachelor party. Asked to comment Edmonton Oilers GM Kevin Lowe said “I try to tell star players that nothing good can come from being married”.

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