Edmonton Oilers make a run at Anaheim Ducks player
By making a $21.5 million 4 year offer for Dustin Penner Kevin Lowe has served notice his perscription needs to be refilled. Asked to comment Daryl Katz the billionaire owner of Rexall Drugs who is interested in purchasing the Oilers said "maybe I shouldn't have given him a discount". This is the sporting equilivent of having your tires slashed by a jealous lover. The NHL is taking action by encouraging star players to stop the madness and just get married.
Canada wins Gold in Men’s Field Hockey
The last time so many Canadians tasted hockey victory on a field was during a reunion at the farm of the Sutter brothers. Field hockey is a lot like road hockey only you don’t have to yell”Car”!
Girlfriend says Alexei Yashin is a “God” in Russia
This may explain why he thinks he can walk on water but was reluctant playing on frozen ice. Teammates of Alexei claimed dyslexia when quoted as saying he would often dog it during the game.
The 10 Commandments of Alexei
The last time so many Canadians tasted hockey victory on a field was during a reunion at the farm of the Sutter brothers. Field hockey is a lot like road hockey only you don’t have to yell”Car”!
Girlfriend says Alexei Yashin is a “God” in Russia
This may explain why he thinks he can walk on water but was reluctant playing on frozen ice. Teammates of Alexei claimed dyslexia when quoted as saying he would often dog it during the game.
The 10 Commandments of Alexei
#10 In cash I trust
# 9 Do onto models
# 8 Thou shall pay no free agent more than me
# 7 Honour your agent and PR Rep.
# 6 At $8.5 million a season I am a steal
# 5 In the days of prosperity be joyful but in the days of adversity be injured
#4 The wise GM weighs their words on a scale of gold
# 3 A team divided against itself usually includes me
# 2 Dwell not in Edmonton
# 1 Stop coveting my wife
Leader of the Tour de France sent home by Team
After failing to tell team officials where he was Tour de France leader Michael Rasmussen has been given the adult version of a grounding. After all the cheating and lying at this years event the only supporter of cycling left is David Suzuki.
Canadian Open starts on Thursday
Sandwiched between the British Open and PGA Championship the event has the feel you get when you are forced to attend your in-laws family reunion. Tournament organizers are still looking for a group to provide sponsorship and are said to be in talks with Jean Chrétien.
Toronto Blue Jays flex muscle in sweep of Twins
Losing by lopsided scores, being out hit and out played you would have thought it was a Calgary Stampeders road trip.
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