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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

July 24 2007

Chris Simon signed a one year contract with the NY Islanders and GM Garth Snow said it was a clear cut decision to stick with him.

Toronto Blue Jays GM J.P. Ricciardi denies he’s a seller in the upcoming trade deadlines despite opening an E-Bay account with a picture of Troy Glaus and an opening bid of please!

Out of respect for indicted NBA referee Tim Donaghy and NBA quarterback Michael Vick A&W will no longer serve the whistle dog.

It seems Barry Bonds mistress bought an $80,000 house with money given to her from an autographing session which must have taken a lot of balls. Barry is denying the story saying be didn’t even get to first base with her.

Drew Carey has been named the new host of The Price is Right or as it is known in Canada the NHL free agency.

Jerome Ignila is a part of a group looking to buy the not for profit Jr. hockey team in Kamloops. Asked to comment NHL commissioner Gary Bettman said “I wish he would have talked to us about our non profits”.

I’m not saying the Champ Car Series Race at Edmonton was dull but there were more changes in the lead at the traffic jam to get the drivers back to the hotel.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has ordered Michael Vick to stay away from training camp although he hasn’t been convicted and is considering letting Pacman Jones attend even though he has been. I guess once bitten twice shy.

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