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Friday, February 19, 2010

Olympic Yuks Column 6

Vanoc says this Olympics will leave no footprint which is not surprising since no one is allowed on the mountains to see the events

The Official Languages Commission will look into the gold medal ceremony yesterday when it was reported Canadian Maelle Ricker while on the podium mouthed O Canada in English only

As a way of keeping current Olympic officials are considering altering the Nordic combined to include skiing and tazering

With dangerous course conditions Canadian Georgia Simmerling was pulled from the start of the women’s downhill yesterday although the rest of the team was deemed expendable

Alberta House is a big hit at the Vancouver Games but only after scientist from the University of Calgary developed a carbon neutral flatulence free beef burger

I don’t know why they call the snowboard event half-pipe because I’m pretty sure I would need a full one to attempt it

It is a toss-up as to what is smoother... the curling ice or the skin on Team Switzerland both men and women... whereas mine looks more like a moguls event

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