Instead of Own the Podium maybe the slogan should have been groan... the podium...we have to stand at the podium while some other country gets to hear their anthem... groan...
Canadian announcers are having a rough start... they have the look you get when someone catches you peeing... everything was going so good...
The politically correct commercials are gold media productions depicting the diversity of our great land by spotlighting losing athletes from the many cultures and regions that make up Canada...
The lack of Gold medals on Day 1 affects us all. I sure hope Lloyd Robertson doesn’t have to stay up past 10:00 PM EST again...
Now that the hype has passed can we admit it? No matter how careful we Canadians were... the chant would come across on YouTube if Jennifer won the gold in moguls as Heil... Heil... Heil... that... coupled with the tar sands... would label us as Nazi fossils...
Most women agree Italy won the gold for the Olympic ceremony... mostly because they worship Gucci...
The crowd for the moguls was forced to wait for hours in the freezing rain to attend a 4 hour event standing in hurricane force winds without any refreshment... it wasn’t so much a crowd as paying hostages
After masked protesters broke windows in the downtown officials quickly promised to stop serving Canadian beer to the Olympic Family and go with the weaker American brands...
The media focused on the lack of training for athletes at the luge run which gave Canadians a home field advantage and with consistent top 20 finishes we should feel a bit ashamed...
Vancouver has been rocked with news Starbucks will protest the Alberta oil sands during the Olympics by refusing to use fuel from the sands in the grinding of their coffee beans.
Hawaii is considering making a bid for the Winter Olympics saying that until the Vancouver Games they thought you had to have snow to enter
Top 5 highlights of the Vancouver Olympics
# 5 Rain sometimes turned into freezing rain
# 4 Coconuts take forever to ripen
# 3 Residents starting a new trend with their down filled shorts
# 2 Protesters find the rain washes away tear gas quickly
# 1 The 1st time ever a winter Olympics is forced to endure a rain delay
The Olympic broadcast team has left no stone unturned in their search for stories about the athletes. Yesterday saw Brian Williams discuss the finer points of bed work with
Vancouver Olympic officials are kicking themselves after finding out the natives at the opening ceremony were doing a rain dance.
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