I know Vanoc is having problems with the Olympia ice resurfacing machine which is touted as the most environmentally friendly one on earth, but I was surprised when David Suzuki demanded they switch to a Zamboni from Calgary which is powered by the Alberta oil sands.
The GF and I dropped the gloves to see if we watched figure skating or men’s hockey on Tuesday and it wasn’t even close but I’m pretty sure she didn’t tie down her sweater
Top 5 reasons David Letterman is slamming Canada’s Olympic Winter Games
# 5 Still mad Canadian Paul Shaeffer is the known as the talented one
# 4 The gap in his teeth froze over
# 3 Dick Assman from Regina won’t return his calls
# 2 He is getting beat in the ratings by Lloyd Robertson
# 1 His Canadian intern gave him the cold shoulder
In an effort to stop Canadian commentators from saying they are wearing clown pants the Norway men’s curling team is going to quit coming to games in one car
The tabloid media is having a field day criticizing the Vancouver Games. The death of an athlete, the weather, the security and lack of reasonably priced hookers head the grievances. Instead of refusing admittance to spectators in areas where the ground is flooded why not let the reporters take it? They would feel at home wallowing in the mud.
Is the politically correct term for the gay and lesbian centre at the Olympics the bi-athlete range?
From Steele Duncan
There was a major update in men’s curling today when for one brief moment the crowd was excited.
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