Olympic Yuks day 3

Top 5 Canadian reactions to winning a Gold medal
#5 What are moguls?
#4 I hope the other competitors don’t feel too bad
#3 I wonder if he knows Serge and Danielle from Montreal?
#2 Is he married?
#1 I hope he doesn’t let it go to his head

All 3 Team Canada goalies lost their last games before the Olympics or as scriptwriters call it foreshadowing.

Both Roberto Luongo and Martin Brodeur were pulled from their last games or as they called it getting a head start on the partying.

In order to capture some of the glory Canada Post is releasing a limited edition stamp to honour our 1st Gold medal on home soil. The stamp is a simple design and will take 32 years to deliver.

From Steele Duncan
Canada got it's first Gold metal hosting the Olympics today. The coaches are planning to improve the training regimes and will get another gold in just under 32 years this time.

Upon further review, officials have decided the Snowboard Cross event will not be scored on timing but rather how many bones you broke coming out of retirement for it.

In Pairs Skating Canada's Jessica Dubé and Bryce Davison are still going strong after Davidson's skate slashed Dubé's face and this year hope to go home with the gold metal or at least fifty more stitches.


From Patrick Lynch
France and Germany are currently neck and neck for 2nd place in the medal standings; Germany is expected to take a strong lead in the coming days, despite the IOC frowning on using Tanks and Dive Bombers in the cross country events.

Germany's Felix Loch has been touted as the "Michael Phelps of the Luge", which has led to frequent visits by the Jamaican team to his residence.

Canada's Alexandre Bilodeau has become the first Canadian Olympian to win a gold medal on home soil, VANOC officials were quoted on Sunday in a statement which simply read: "Phew"

An exciting day of Figure skating in the pairs short program took place on Sunday, Canadian Olympic fans cheered and urged the competitors on, until someone noticed there was no puck.

Ireland's Winter Olympic contingent consists of the two Sisters Tamsen and Kirsty McGarry, looks like they managed to find the only two frigid girls in Ireland, and found a way to get them the feck out of the country.