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Friday, February 19, 2010

Olympic Yuks Column 7

The suits wore by the speed skaters have fabric that is dimpled like a golf ball to improve wind resistance which means with my thighs I should be able to set world records

The high performance clothing aspect of men’s figure skating is evident as most of the contestants have tested their lace and sequins in a wind tunnel

I was watching a commercial for McDonalds and wonder if the athletes use a food tasting double for the close ups of them eating McGarbage

In a nod to the Olympics Tiger Woods decided to have his press conference during the Games to talk about his broad jumping

Gary Bettman is doubtful the NHL will support Olympic hockey in the future citing business reasons so now we all know it’s a small world after all

Scientists are again defending the hockey stick graph indicating there is an increase of global warming pointing to the meltdown of both Canada and Russia in Olympic men’s hockey

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