CTV kept mentioning the downhill skiers from Canada were taught by their grandfathers but maybe they should have ditched the wooden skis.
Canadian athletes say they feel like Superman in their new skin tight suits and they are helpful to Canadians as they can tell if the lucky loonie the athletes are carrying is head or tails.
The Swiss had a great day winning gold in the men’s downhill and cross country. Officials with the team credit their training, dedication and the pounds of Swiss chocolate they delivered to their competitors on Valentine’s Day.
Official Languages Commissioner Graham Frazer has blasted the lack of French content in the opening ceremony saying at no time was he able to buy poutine from the concession stands.
It has been reported Celine Dion was asked to participate but declined causing all Canadians to go “Merci”.
Not sure what is more exciting in Snowboard Cross the helmet cam or the hospital cam
The Royal Bank of Canada is a sponsor of Canadian snowboarders because nothing says radical and gnarly better than bankers.
The German pair’s figure skaters were a highlight for me as I have never seen what a gay Gladiator looked like.
From Steele Duncan
Curler Kevin Martin when asked to comment on the upcoming round robin said it shouldn’t be too hard and while he wished time would hurry it almost would be better to skip to the end and just rock out. It was later found that he was stoned.
Vincent Jay of France won gold in the biathlon, he has since been promoted to a colonel.
The German skeleton team have denied accusations of trying to use magnets to help their time. Investigates are unconvinced it was simply their “magnetic personalities.”
From Eva Pettinato
New Olympic slogan Higher Faster Stronger Weather Permitting
Trouble brewed again when Vanoc fashion police attacked Norway’s men’s curling teams pants with pinking shears. Police thought of using tear gas but the pants themselves made your eyes water
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